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I'm Not dead ... Honest September 20, 2005, 11:39 PM
The Dead Collector:
Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body:
Here's one.
The Dead Collector:
That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector:
What?
Large Man with Dead Body:
Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector:
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not.
The Dead Collector:
He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body:
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector:
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector:
I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector:
I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector:
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector:
Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body:
Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Right.
I gather that about somes up my point at the moment. I'm not dead but I'm going to try and fix my apthay and writing here again
or at the very least find out why I stoped writing here
anywho the point is I'm not dead, I will write again, just not right now.
You know how it is...
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